How to Identify a FaBidiot

FaBidiot (FaceBook Idiot)

-noun

1.  a FaceBook user who is too lazy to properly read your status/comment and therefore reacts/comments inappropriately

2.  a FaceBook user who has a holy freakout when your comment on their status is off-topic

3.  a FaceBook user who has always has to be right, even though they are incredibly wrong

4.  a FaceBook user who posts comments to your wall under their kids profile, pretending to be them but reveals their true identity in a myriad of different ways

5.  a FaceBook user that complains in their status but doesn’t want advice nor does anything to fix their problem(s)

6.  a FaceBook user that always has to one-up your comment

7.  a FaceBook user that tries to find hidden meaning in your comment rather than take it literally

8.  a FaceBook user that has nothing better to do but take FB quizzes all day long

9.  a FaceBook user that has a status such as “worried…” and ignores all queries as to why they feel that way

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One Response to “How to Identify a FaBidiot”

  1. Jenessa says:

    That is SO true! I have have encountered this species several times in my ventures in Facebook Land. :-)

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